Monday, August 23, 2010

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Thursday, August 19, 2010

No Silver Lining When it comes to Hair




So my dreams have been shattered-After heavy consideration and dreams of and a constant reminder from sighting in the street. I finally stepped in the hair solon and told the very tan very blond hairstylist that I need to color my hair grey. IMPOSSIBLE!!! he says; looks at me like I was being silly. I’m not huh? But look at jay Manuel…he told me that was because his hair was born that way…I was like okay Halle berry in cat woman he was like nope that was weave… okay fine that lady from What Not To Wear with the silver streak she’s (Stacy London; my bad) in hair commercial and has dark hair what then? He basically told me if I even did get it colored I wouldn’t get the right colour and my hair would probably fall off from the damage of it anyway. I agreed because I figured I had to shave off my hair after I a lil while (4-6 months) after I bleached it outta the box blond…I’m not sure if I was willing to sport another bald head anytime soon. I’m so sad he trashed my dream…I was think this beautiful watered down brown highlighted with grays’ and silvers…damn damn u horribly tanned man damn u to paleness.

I will continue my hunt though…or I’ll have to settle for weave?

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Serious applicants Only


So looking threw the job ads i realized that they are so paticular and it dawn on me i should be that peticular with the men i date so heres a what i wrote


Job Posting: Good Man Wanted


Will be responsible for:
Tending to the company of my heart
managing emotional outbursts
treasurer of secrets
Future opportunities in co-founding love
frequent maintenance required with hugs and kisses

Must be able:
To work under stressful conditions
relocating an option
emotional stability a necessity
friend and family references accepted

EXPECT TO GET TESTED

Full time permanent applicants only
probation period effective (in due time reflective on your performance)
exceptional benefits

Company respects independence
growth is encouraged
training is serviced a nurturing learning process

Company Mission statement:
Love; Live; Laugh

so creating harmony is a task you have to grasp

Team based environment…give take installments
know-it-alls will be shown the door
Yeah and your previous employer you can no longer court
any comments?

If interested please apply at the central Library 4th floor
I’ll be taking applications from 12-4
the weather should be cool and fair
so dress casual cool with care
I’ll be the second desk to the left
yeah that girl with the unruly hair