So looking threw the job ads i realized that they are so paticular and it dawn on me i should be that peticular with the men i date so heres a what i wrote
Job Posting: Good Man Wanted
Will be responsible for:
Tending to the company of my heart
managing emotional outbursts
treasurer of secrets
Future opportunities in co-founding love
frequent maintenance required with hugs and kisses
Must be able:
To work under stressful conditions
relocating an option
emotional stability a necessity
friend and family references accepted
EXPECT TO GET TESTED
Full time permanent applicants only
probation period effective (in due time reflective on your performance)
exceptional benefits
Company respects independence
growth is encouraged
training is serviced a nurturing learning process
Company Mission statement:
Love; Live; Laugh
so creating harmony is a task you have to grasp
Team based environment…give take installments
know-it-alls will be shown the door
Yeah and your previous employer you can no longer court
any comments?
If interested please apply at the central Library 4th floor
I’ll be taking applications from 12-4
the weather should be cool and fair
so dress casual cool with care
I’ll be the second desk to the left
yeah that girl with the unruly hair
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