Every female around this hour just so happens to miraculously receive these so called "baby I'm thinking about you" text messages. Right, how about you say I had to much to drink and I am texting whoever the fuck I can get in contact with. Why I say this, well theres always a story behind a statement. Especially when its coming out of my mouth On a hot steamy night, the girls and I went out. Short dresses, fake lashes, and some 5 inch heels ( lashes are a girls best friend next to diamonds of course). Had a few drinks, we all encountered a few hot men. Some short, some tall, some rich and some broke. Life would be so much easier if you seen a person’s account balance on one of those Hello my name is, well in this case Hello my account has _______ stickers. That would put an end to it! Im getting off topic, back the regular programming. We had a ball I mean we were swinging off chandeliers, took turns DJying, we even had a stripper show us a move or two. We couldn’t just end the night off at the venue, it only made sense to continue it till the morning. But of course we needed to put more gas in our tanks to get our motors running so we had to make a stop at the Cafeteria. After the food kicked in, and our bellies were protruding out our skin tight dresses, we were ready to call it a night! John figures we wanted to party back at his place but we were so tired and after 5 am they were starting to look more ugly as the clock ticks! This isn’t jersey shore baby! Paid our half of the bill and dashed out on those boys. Back in the car we go, and guess who left their phone in the car “JOHNNYYYYY BOYYYY”. I mean we were curious we wanted to know if he was the type to send creepy text messages , take dirty pictures, have pictures of himself in heels, or even watch child pornography. We were curious and we did what every woman on this earth would do. We invaded his privacy. I went through his text messages and guess what I see! 20 OF THE SAME TEXT MESSAGES SENT OUT TO 20 DIFFERENT GIRLS! Ladies don’t feel special if he texts u around 4 am, and you assume your the only one hes thinking about, chances are there were 19 messages sent out before you received yours!
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