Dear Valentines
Out of all the days you picked this cold month, I mean personally I would gear more towards June. Perfect time to celebrate your fake love. What could you possibly do on Feb 14? I know what, Shovel a pile of snow off your front door, or maybe even freeze your ass outside. If anything the weather would make things less romantic, I know everyone agrees with me on this. There is nothing cute about wearing a big old jacket, hiding that sexy dress with a pair of nasty winter boots, probably at this point covered with salt. Cupid, you must have been under the influence of some sort, February 14, CMON SON. Valentines is probably the only time of year where I wish I was in a relationship, but any other time of the year, I could careless about a dozen of roses or some damn chocolate. By the way cupid, instead of shooting arrows, why don’t you mail out a list of “THINGS YOU SHOULD BUY”. I'm too grown for roses, unless they sparkle and do tricks. Its 2011, its about time you give these arrows a rest, unless your shooting it through his bank.
Xoxo
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