calorie remorse

Dear upsize fries

Tacos ; pizza ; burger slapped with sweet chilli sauce and franks hots extra tomatoes please...and hold it on the onions and opinions. I am a girl that likes to eat. Food an insatiable and full n fantastic. That Prada dress can hold a few months cause this meaty Mac marinated sirloin is too good to deny. Fried broiled and grilled. Chanel belt you better chill i can afford to poke another hole; and the seams on my skirt flirting on unfastening and my appetite un-fastin..so as my mouth crashes on to this tender meat. The lonely tread mill weeps as my tailbone cushions this seat. Besides six inch heels always makes things look slim and neat ...Muah


Sincerely Spanks

Happy Birthday

It my party i Can cry if i wanna!


i'm bumping to mystical danger...this is a track a will forver jam out too


so whats happen this year...i've ventured out on different lands...the mountains and sea...
diff grinds....diff ideals extreme librals and conserveratives....


what did i learn a lie is a lie...the truth is always strange...secrets surface.
trust no-thing....believe in you


last but not least


YOU ARE YOUR OWN DRUG


23 Champion

SEXTIN.BUSTING BONER MESSAGING (BBM)

Every female around this hour just so happens to miraculously receive these so called "baby I'm thinking about you" text messages. Right, how about you say I had to much to drink and I am texting whoever the fuck I can get in contact with. Why I say this, well theres always a story behind a statement. Especially when its coming out of my mouth On a hot steamy night, the girls and I went out. Short dresses, fake lashes, and some 5 inch heels ( lashes are a girls best friend next to diamonds of course). Had a few drinks, we all encountered a few hot men. Some short, some tall, some rich and some broke. Life would be so much easier if you seen a person’s account balance on one of those Hello my name is, well in this case Hello my account has _______ stickers. That would put an end to it! Im getting off topic, back the regular programming. We had a ball I mean we were swinging off chandeliers, took turns DJying, we even had a stripper show us a move or two. We couldn’t just end the night off at the venue, it only made sense to continue it till the morning. But of course we needed to put more gas in our tanks to get our motors running so we had to make a stop at the Cafeteria. After the food kicked in, and our bellies were protruding out our skin tight dresses, we were ready to call it a night! John figures we wanted to party back at his place but we were so tired and after 5 am they were starting to look more ugly as the clock ticks! This isn’t jersey shore baby! Paid our half of the bill and dashed out on those boys. Back in the car we go, and guess who left their phone in the car “JOHNNYYYYY BOYYYY”. I mean we were curious we wanted to know if he was the type to send creepy text messages , take dirty pictures, have pictures of himself in heels, or even watch child pornography. We were curious and we did what every woman on this earth would do. We invaded his privacy. I went through his text messages and guess what I see! 20 OF THE SAME TEXT MESSAGES SENT OUT TO 20 DIFFERENT GIRLS! Ladies don’t feel special if he texts u around 4 am, and you assume your the only one hes thinking about, chances are there were 19 messages sent out before you received yours!

Reckless Glam

MId Summa Nights...

No Silver Lining When it comes to Hair

silverhair by SuleEsque on Polyvore.com

So my dreams have been shattered-After heavy consideration and dreams of and a constant reminder from sighting in the street. I finally stepped in the hair solon and told the very tan very blond hairstylist that I need to color my hair grey. IMPOSSIBLE!!! he says; looks at me like I was being silly. I’m not huh? But look at jay Manuel…he told me that was because his hair was born that way…I was like okay Halle berry in cat woman he was like nope that was weave… okay fine that lady from What Not To Wear with the silver streak she’s (Stacy London; my bad) in hair commercial and has dark hair what then? He basically told me if I even did get it colored I wouldn’t get the right colour and my hair would probably fall off from the damage of it anyway. I agreed because I figured I had to shave off my hair after I a lil while (4-6 months) after I bleached it outta the box blond…I’m not sure if I was willing to sport another bald head anytime soon. I’m so sad he trashed my dream…I was think this beautiful watered down brown highlighted with grays’ and silvers…damn damn u horribly tanned man damn u to paleness.

I will continue my hunt though…or I’ll have to settle for weave?

Serious applicants Only

So looking threw the job ads i realized that they are so paticular and it dawn on me i should be that peticular with the men i date so heres a what i wrote


Job Posting: Good Man Wanted


Will be responsible for:
Tending to the company of my heart
managing emotional outbursts
treasurer of secrets
Future opportunities in co-founding love
frequent maintenance required with hugs and kisses

Must be able:
To work under stressful conditions
relocating an option
emotional stability a necessity
friend and family references accepted

EXPECT TO GET TESTED

Full time permanent applicants only
probation period effective (in due time reflective on your performance)
exceptional benefits

Company respects independence
growth is encouraged
training is serviced a nurturing learning process

Company Mission statement:
Love; Live; Laugh

so creating harmony is a task you have to grasp

Team based environment…give take installments
know-it-alls will be shown the door
Yeah and your previous employer you can no longer court
any comments?

If interested please apply at the central Library 4th floor
I’ll be taking applications from 12-4
the weather should be cool and fair
so dress casual cool with care
I’ll be the second desk to the left
yeah that girl with the unruly hair

yella button up cheap mondays

Home made bowtie Vintage Jacket wool skinnies

Guilt

The Guilty...will cry; complian, fuss, cry, whatever to fuel the fire to thier pity chairty campain. beat it bitch; (and bitch niggas). We no longer have the paitance to explain your wrongdoings. it will come to a point where it cant be inbeded in to your thick fukkin head. I'm tired. So i'll save you the pit of despair...Give a fuck about YOURSELFFFFFFFFFF.

I Can Upgrade You

The bitch u love to hate
123 boss ville
Unit PH (all dat)
CANADA
1-800-yaa-righ



June 24, 2010


Boss Bitch


Dear Readers’
These days, it’s not enough to generate great sales. You need add swagger strategy to your race to implement sales.
Over the last ten years; people have switch from board room meetings to popular internet social networking to share and promote ideas to reducing costs. Because I’m flexible, I can both write copy and run production work. Because I’m familiar with technology, I can implement the newest methods and processes. I’ve consistently reduced production costs at my current company – and I’d like the chance to do the same for you.
I’d like the opportunity to show how you can pOut my experience to work for you. I’ll call you on Friday morning to arrange an appointment. If this time isn’t suitable for you, please feel free to call me at (123) 425-1234 with a time that would be more convenient.
I’m excited about your company, and I look forward to contributing to your delectable future.
* Ff you’re not writing in response to a particular advertisement, be sure to point out the tangible benefits you can bring to the company.
* By stating the time you will call for an appointment, you’re more likely to make contact with the right person.

Sincerely,

Boss Bitch

REALITY CHECK

Lets face it, you wont get saved! Build your empire rather waiting for prince charming to come and sweep you off your feet. Men don’t want to settle down with women who don’t have their future planned or in their hands. We sit and complain about how he’s not right for you. Reality is your looking at your reflection. I guarantee if you work hard, respect yourself and conduct yourself as a productive lady then you will gain a good man. We live in a society today where people are attracted to your grind and hustle. We don’t live in that era where a women’s job was to shut up and look pretty. Blame it on the women who fought for women’s rights. Seems like for decades we’ve been crying about how we want to wear the pants, and some of us women cant fit into them. Instead of complaining about him, work on yourself. Cant expect a man who stays home every night when your always at a club. Cant say you want a hard working man when your unemployed. Cant say you deserve someone who treats you right when you don’t treat them no better. Lets face it, Prince charming is made for fairy tales. It’s a tough world out there, so put down the shades of lipstick and put on your boots! GO TOE TO TOE WITH YOUR MAN.

Vampire

So Theres Of cource this whole new vampire craze poppin off...twilight;true blood;vampire diaries....i honestly miss buffy! but besides all that i just went to the closing production dinner party of For the movie vampire a sadistic twist on the imagination of society today!...i love it; its funny cause i used to seduce myself to sleep with my teddy bear duncan _(little did i kno that it was the label)and tell myself that my dad was a vampire, so he had to stay away to protect me; from the vampire race who a vampire human mix would be so valuable to them. sick i know for a 6 year old. but an imagination none the less....


so imagination!
- is it a crazy thought to block reality
- or a creative way to make today more beutiful than it is...


Or BOth>>

"Kevin Zegers and Aussie newcomer Adelaide Clemens walk down a pathway through a forest in this exclusive new still from the upcoming horror flick, Vampire.

Kevin, who most recently had a stint on Gossip Girl, plays Simon, a school teacher by day and a bloodsucking serial killer by night. Adelaide plays the character of Ladybird and Keisha Castle Hughes plays Jellyfish. We’ll have to wait and see what all the weird names are all about!"

When was the last Time u Drank Blooooooood?

GLARE

The glare of his eyes catches your attention like the shiny credit cards!. Depending how you treat them, most of the time we tend to max there ass’s out! Depends if he’s a good boy maybe a monthly payment could be made. As others I say punish them and label your shade of lipgloss on his invoice! Men are the new women! I say we stick our 6 inch heels where it hurts and that’s the bank! 3 ways to get back at a man. Take his money, Ruin his status, and work around his weakness. Can you say “bankrupt”

xoxoxo

Lipstick.
Cocaine.
Heels.


All Bad Ass; For whatever reason to amplify, specify or just fly...We are just the the raw essential of everything society and our minds have encountered...we don't lower our expectation we don't dilute or ideals and never settle or second rate those are for the lip gloss;crack;flip flops kinda girlie's!...so kitty kats and diggin dogs..we here to satisfy our sinful blogging indulgences u may as well mind us...cause your just not all that.


Sincerely S

Cherry Popped!

First time bloggin, and there is no such thing as stopping. Wow, I feel like a new born baby who just learned how to walk, in no time ill be posting and spreading my word like WILDFIRE! Lets begin with Kelly Rowland! Can someone say she is back! Enough is enough Beyonce. Move over, and say hello to the new B. GET EM! From here on out she will be your commander! What a better way to start your night, this single definitely makes you want to break out and bust a move! Put on those heels and that shade of lipstick and join the madness ladies and fellas! xoxoxox