Happy Birthday

It my party i Can cry if i wanna!


i'm bumping to mystical danger...this is a track a will forver jam out too


so whats happen this year...i've ventured out on different lands...the mountains and sea...
diff grinds....diff ideals extreme librals and conserveratives....


what did i learn a lie is a lie...the truth is always strange...secrets surface.
trust no-thing....believe in you


last but not least


YOU ARE YOUR OWN DRUG


23 Champion

SEXTIN.BUSTING BONER MESSAGING (BBM)

Every female around this hour just so happens to miraculously receive these so called "baby I'm thinking about you" text messages. Right, how about you say I had to much to drink and I am texting whoever the fuck I can get in contact with. Why I say this, well theres always a story behind a statement. Especially when its coming out of my mouth On a hot steamy night, the girls and I went out. Short dresses, fake lashes, and some 5 inch heels ( lashes are a girls best friend next to diamonds of course). Had a few drinks, we all encountered a few hot men. Some short, some tall, some rich and some broke. Life would be so much easier if you seen a person’s account balance on one of those Hello my name is, well in this case Hello my account has _______ stickers. That would put an end to it! Im getting off topic, back the regular programming. We had a ball I mean we were swinging off chandeliers, took turns DJying, we even had a stripper show us a move or two. We couldn’t just end the night off at the venue, it only made sense to continue it till the morning. But of course we needed to put more gas in our tanks to get our motors running so we had to make a stop at the Cafeteria. After the food kicked in, and our bellies were protruding out our skin tight dresses, we were ready to call it a night! John figures we wanted to party back at his place but we were so tired and after 5 am they were starting to look more ugly as the clock ticks! This isn’t jersey shore baby! Paid our half of the bill and dashed out on those boys. Back in the car we go, and guess who left their phone in the car “JOHNNYYYYY BOYYYY”. I mean we were curious we wanted to know if he was the type to send creepy text messages , take dirty pictures, have pictures of himself in heels, or even watch child pornography. We were curious and we did what every woman on this earth would do. We invaded his privacy. I went through his text messages and guess what I see! 20 OF THE SAME TEXT MESSAGES SENT OUT TO 20 DIFFERENT GIRLS! Ladies don’t feel special if he texts u around 4 am, and you assume your the only one hes thinking about, chances are there were 19 messages sent out before you received yours!

Reckless Glam

MId Summa Nights...

No Silver Lining When it comes to Hair

silverhair by SuleEsque on Polyvore.com

So my dreams have been shattered-After heavy consideration and dreams of and a constant reminder from sighting in the street. I finally stepped in the hair solon and told the very tan very blond hairstylist that I need to color my hair grey. IMPOSSIBLE!!! he says; looks at me like I was being silly. I’m not huh? But look at jay Manuel…he told me that was because his hair was born that way…I was like okay Halle berry in cat woman he was like nope that was weave… okay fine that lady from What Not To Wear with the silver streak she’s (Stacy London; my bad) in hair commercial and has dark hair what then? He basically told me if I even did get it colored I wouldn’t get the right colour and my hair would probably fall off from the damage of it anyway. I agreed because I figured I had to shave off my hair after I a lil while (4-6 months) after I bleached it outta the box blond…I’m not sure if I was willing to sport another bald head anytime soon. I’m so sad he trashed my dream…I was think this beautiful watered down brown highlighted with grays’ and silvers…damn damn u horribly tanned man damn u to paleness.

I will continue my hunt though…or I’ll have to settle for weave?

Serious applicants Only

So looking threw the job ads i realized that they are so paticular and it dawn on me i should be that peticular with the men i date so heres a what i wrote


Job Posting: Good Man Wanted


Will be responsible for:
Tending to the company of my heart
managing emotional outbursts
treasurer of secrets
Future opportunities in co-founding love
frequent maintenance required with hugs and kisses

Must be able:
To work under stressful conditions
relocating an option
emotional stability a necessity
friend and family references accepted

EXPECT TO GET TESTED

Full time permanent applicants only
probation period effective (in due time reflective on your performance)
exceptional benefits

Company respects independence
growth is encouraged
training is serviced a nurturing learning process

Company Mission statement:
Love; Live; Laugh

so creating harmony is a task you have to grasp

Team based environment…give take installments
know-it-alls will be shown the door
Yeah and your previous employer you can no longer court
any comments?

If interested please apply at the central Library 4th floor
I’ll be taking applications from 12-4
the weather should be cool and fair
so dress casual cool with care
I’ll be the second desk to the left
yeah that girl with the unruly hair

yella button up cheap mondays